A self-confessed wizard told newsmen that he was 'flying from Benin Airport, Edo State to the United Kingdom, before watching a football match going on at the same time in the coven. He made the confession after he was discovered Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State.
The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm. “It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK. “I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.
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